Teema “Damn, lil’ mama, you got a fat ass. Can I get your number?” Smiling, I tooted my ass even higher in the air, blossoming under the...

Carmella 100% nerd. 100% uptight, with a stick up her ass. 100% my best friend and 1000% my sister. That was the formula God used when he...

One Month Prior “Carmella, I hope you’re not calling me trying to sell that nasty-ass weight loss tea. I already told you, even though I...