Bumble Love: Sis, Watch Out for These Online Dating Traps

We all know that online dating is the new wave. Whether you’re swiping on Bumble, Hinge, or any other app, finding love through the internet is the new normal. But listen, not every match is going to be your Prince Charming.

Some of these guys are bringing nothing but red flags and problems. It’s 2024, and you deserve better than dealing with a man who can’t even respect the process. So, let’s talk about the types of men you need to avoid while you’re swiping, sis—because some of these men? They’re walking warnings and that's why I want to warn you about 4 types of men you may find online that you need to RUN (not walk) away from.

That said, let’s get into it!

The Hobosexual: Lawrence Walker Vibes from Insecure

Let’s start with the hobosexual. You know the type—he’s out here on these apps not just for love but for a place to stay. He might not say it upfront, but his actions speak volumes. Think Lawrence Walker from Insecure in the early days. Unemployed, emotionally distant, but somehow always around? Sis, he’s looking for more than love—he’s looking for a comfy couch, and maybe even your WiFi password.

This dude will charm his way into your life with sweet talk, but once he’s moved in (emotionally or literally), you’ll notice he’s leaning on you way more than contributing. If he’s already asking you for financial help or to “stay over” regularly early on, he’s waving that red flag right in your face. Don’t get stuck taking care of someone who isn’t pulling his weight!

The Attached Man: Martell Holt from Love & Marriage: Huntsville

Next up, we have the attached man—and I’m talking Martell Holt levels of deceit. He’s the guy who’s already in a relationship but using Bumble as his personal playground. He’ll claim, “It’s complicated,” when in reality, he’s got a whole wife and kids at home. Martell from Love & Marriage: Huntsville taught us all that sometimes, “It’s complicated” really means “I’m cheating.”

He’ll never be available during weekends, holidays, or at night. He’ll keep you on the side and feed you just enough attention to keep you interested. But trust me, sis, you are worth more than being someone’s side chick. If he’s dodging questions about his status, or you’re getting “secret affair” vibes, leave him on read.

The Future Faker: Tariq St. Patrick from Power Book II: Ghost

Then we’ve got the future faker. Tariq St. Patrick from Power might be a smooth talker, but he’s all about selling dreams he can’t deliver. He’ll tell you how he wants to settle down, how you’re “wifey material,” and how he sees a future with you. But when it comes time to back those words up with action? Nada.

Future fakers are experts at stringing you along. They’ll talk about your future wedding while dodging real commitments like introducing you to their friends or family. If his promises sound too good to be true and he never delivers, sis, it’s time to exit stage left.

The Ghost: Franklin Saint from Snowfall

And finally, let’s talk about the ghost. Picture Franklin Saint from Snowfall—here one minute, gone the next. Ghosters will shower you with attention and then vanish without a trace, leaving you wondering what went wrong. One minute you’re texting like besties, and the next? You’re left on read with no explanation. Ghosting is a major issue in online dating, and it can be emotionally draining.

The moment he starts becoming inconsistent—taking longer to reply, dodging plans, or disappearing for days—it’s a sign that he’s not serious. Don’t sit around waiting for him to reappear. Block him, and move on.

Protect Your Peace

Sis, online dating can be a jungle, but it doesn’t have to be a nightmare. You don’t need to settle for anyone who gives you anything less than respect and consistency. Whether it’s the hobosexual trying to move in, the attached man creeping on the side, the future faker selling you dreams, or the ghost disappearing into thin air—you deserve better.

Keep your standards high, trust your intuition, and remember: it’s okay to swipe left to protect your peace. The right man is out there, but you might have to dodge a few frogs first. Stay woke in these dating streets!

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Until next time! 🦋

XOXO,

Porscha Sterling